I Just Realized How Awful of a Time Middle School Was

I bet you guys didn't think I could post three times in one day...

well you were WRONG.

:)

if you were an animal, what would you be?

A dolphin.

Have you ever seen a sad dolphin?

if you were really famous, you would be famous for...

Having the most cats of any person ever.

if you were the richest person in the world, what would you spend your money on?

Probably traveling. I'd love to see the world :)

if you were a school lunch, what would you be?

Teriyaki beef strips. Cause those were always my favorite.

if you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

^

if you could change your name, you would change it to...?

ahahaha, Mrs. ........ I'm not brave enough to post that right now.

Sorry kids :P

if you could change one thing about the way you look it would be...

I'd love to have thicker hair. That'd be nice.

if you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life it would be...

4 minutes and 33 seconds by John Cage.

It's a real song. 

YouTube it.

I'd rather sit in silence for the rest of my life than have the same song play over and over and over and never stop.

if you had a baby boy you would name it...

Adam

if you had a baby girl you would name it...

Hannah

if you could shop at one store only it would be...

Walmart. 

They got errythang.

if my life were a movie it would be called...

5'2 in a 6 foot world

if i had a rock band it would be called...

A Band.

:)

if you could have one super power, what would it be and why?

Maybe invisibility or mind reading.

I would love to get inside someone's head or spend time with them when they think they are alone.

You sure would learn a lot about people that way...

if there was one thing in this world you could stop what would it be?

Time. 

I feel like things fly by much too quickly and precious moments are always passing us by.

On the other hand, kidnapping needs to be stopped....

if you were a bird, where would you fly to?

Canada. 

Idk.

if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Oooh, that's a toughy.

Depends on the time of year I guess.

if you could name a town, what would you call it?

Kittentown.

And everyone has to have a cat or ten.

if you could have any kind of dog, what would it be and what would you name it?

I've always wanted a beagle and I'd name it Frankie or something.

if you could get a job anywhere, where would it be?

I think it would be fun to work at Disneyland :)

if you could name a casino, what would you call it?

Go home and don't lose all your money?

if you were a desert what would you be?

Dry and hot.

:P

However, I kinda feel like that is supposed to say DESSERT, so we're gonna go with brownies.

mmm.

:)

if you could own any sports team, what team would you choose?

The Boston Red Sox <3

if you could make one wish, what would you wish for?

Fifty five more wishes.

Or a nice boyfriend.

Either one.

if you had a purple cat, what would you name it?

Calvin.

Don't ask.

if you could bring someone back to life, who would it be?

Maybe my grandma.

I think it'd be cool to meet her.

if you could change your birthday, what day would you make it?

The fourth instead of the fifth.

But then again, I absolutely love my birthday and I'm glad I don't have to share with America ;)

if you could change anything about your life, what would you change?

I would definitely change my serious lack of a love life. Yep.

Survv.

Once upon a time I loved to post Myspace bulletins.
You know, just little things about my day or whatever.
But my most favorite thing to do was surveys.
I love love loved them.
And I always titled them weird things, that's how you knew it was gonna be a survey.
So now that I have an actual blog, I can do them again.
HOLLA :)

These are just some random questions I found on screamcute.com

1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
Uh. Calvin I think?

2) If you were drafted into a war, would you serve?
I thought you HAD to serve if you got drafted?

3) Do you sleep with the tv on?
Noooooope.

4) Have you ever wheezed the juice?
hahahahahah. NO.

*FUN FACT! I had to look this up on Urban Dictionary before I answered the question.

5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
No, I'm not very good at spelling words out loud. It's a lot easier to write them down.

6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
YEAH.
Let me share.

The first time I was camping with my family and I got stung by a bee and it frickin hurt! So of course I cried and screamed for a long time and my evil step-grandma thing got so mad at me. She was a brat. I hate her.

The last time I got stung I was RIDING WICKED AT LAGOON. Yep. We had just gone over the big hill and right before the corkscrews I felt this weird stinging in my arm. When we got off the ride Jason was like dude you got stung by a bee! and Elise put a bunch of dirt on it. It didn't help. I had a red mark on my arm for two weeks.

7) How fast can you type?
Pretty frickin fast!

8) Are you afraid of the dark?
Less now than I used to be, but yeah.

9) What color are your socks?
Currently not wearing socks.

10) Have you ever made out at a drive-in?
hahahaHAHAHAH have I ever made out at a drive-in HAHAHAha HA

Not recently, but yes.

I kinda think that's what they are for? Also, that's where Kolby and I had our first kiss.
Aw.

11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
When I was six.
Baths are so dumb.

12) Do you knock on wood?
YES

13) Do you floss daily?
I try!
I love my teeth :)

14) Do you wanna Fanta?
Gross. No.

15) Can you hula hoop?
;)

16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
Not my own....
I always tell myself I'm gonna keep something a secret and then I don't. I always end up telling someone....

17) What do you want for Christmas?
My two front teeth.

18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
We're cool, yeah.

19) Do you talk in your sleep?
Probably

20) Who wrote the book of love?
I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T.
I'd probably be like love is a lie now go eat some cookies.
The end.

21) Have you ever flown a kite?
Aw yeah :)
We did that for MORP my junior year.
So great!

22) Do you wish on your fallen eyelashes?
Nah. I wish my eyelashes didn't fall out.

23) Do you whiten your teeth?
.......
I will not reveal my secret!

*thinks back to question 16*

yes.

24) Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
W H A T

25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
:(

26) Have you, or would you ever, donate sperm/eggs?
Hm. Haven't really thought about it?

27) Can you juggle?
NO

29) If you could enact any new law, what would it be?
You cannot enter any business ten minutes before their posted closing time.

MY BIGGEST PET PEEVE.

30) Do the chickens have large talons?
"I don't understand what you just said."

31) If you had only enough energy left in you for one last smile, who would you give it to?
My homie G's

32) Are you ready to rumble?
RaaaAAAAAAHHHHH.

33) Can you count to Schfifty-Five?
Nope

34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Paha.
Me?
Never.

35) How do you spell relief?
Like dat?

36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Most certainly yes.

One time I was at Jason's house and we thought we'd be adventurous and go out the window instead of the door. (Keep in mind it was like 3:30 am and window wells are not my specialty.) Needless to say, we never did that again.
hahahaha. But it sure was funny.

37) Have you ever eaten/tasted dog food?
If I say yes will you judge me?
(yes)
Then HECK YES I HAVE. THAT CRAP IS SO NASTY.

38) Can you handle the truth?
NOPE.
I prefer living in my own head where everything is better than it seems.

39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
Sick.
And if y'all would read my "about me" you would find the answer to that question.

40) Who is your daddy? and what does he do?
CRAIG WINTER. He builds gas stations and such.
He's a boss, just like me :)